You know you're addicted
to travel when ___."
You have more miles in the air than you have on all your vehicles combined!
The projected period of your next big
trip is slated to be longer than the amount of time you anticipate being retired.
You sleep with your passport.
You live out of your
suitcase even when 'home'.
You can and have given tourists directions in
London, Paris, Tokyo -- or any other places you don't live in
You're planning one trip while on another!
You already know the
airport codes for airports you've not yet visited.
You can pick up your luggage and guess, within a few ounces, the weight."
You start collecting small, clear plastic bags for check-in.
You sit down at your desk and reach for the seat belt.
You feel strange
waking up at home.
You think about getting a small airplane tattoo for your ankle.
You always have at least two bags at home: one in 'unpack'
mode and one in the 'packed and ready to go' mode.
You know which TSA agents to avoid!
You both agree that the best perk on a cruise ship is free laundry service.